Eye of Newt Gingrich

23 Jan

Talk about “Elder Scrolls”! Bazinga! Look what I found in a hidden chest while playing Skyrim:

Eye of Newt Gingrich

The GOP Scrolls: Skydim

Eye of Newt Gingrich: Fortify Bullshitting, Regenerate Evil, Damage Truthtelling, Fortify Two-Faced. Weight: 300. Value: 0.

Of course, I’m kidding. This is just something I whipped up in Photoshop in a matter of minutes.


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