Talk about “Elder Scrolls”! Bazinga! Look what I found in a hidden chest while playing Skyrim:
Eye of Newt Gingrich: Fortify Bullshitting, Regenerate Evil, Damage Truthtelling, Fortify Two-Faced. Weight: 300. Value: 0.
Of course, I’m kidding. This is just something I whipped up in Photoshop in a matter of minutes.